she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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