If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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