awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Randomize
