More tranny stories later!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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