Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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