"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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