what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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