Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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