i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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