Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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