Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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