I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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