I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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