i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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