Do you still have your period?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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