it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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