I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I can't turn off my feet"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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