please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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