yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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