Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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