I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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