Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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