when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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