The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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