they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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