Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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