People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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