I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
