I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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