omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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