I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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