I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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