Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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