what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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