Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
This house was built for laser tag.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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