Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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