People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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