I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
did you just send me my own nude
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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