Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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