i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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