So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
and you fell through a lawn chair
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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