id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
be right there i have to get my cape
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I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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