is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
im on a boat
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