super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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