since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
