I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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