Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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