i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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