I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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