And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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