At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana