out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.