I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me