new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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