Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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