turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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