You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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