your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Dicks are not precious.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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