when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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