this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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