I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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